Red universe

in a universe  far away lived  a planet were everything was red! the people were red and their dogs were red, EVERYTHING was red! so the people that lived on that planet only saw red. so one day a green alien flew to their planet and charged $1000 to go see earth. only one alien had enough money to go so he hoped on the ship! IT was a long flight but when they got their  the red alien couldn't believe his eyes. he got so excited that he bumped the Sterling and they went flying to earth Boom they smashed into earth.but they both lived and explored!